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I fucking love Astolfo I fucking LOVE Astolfo absolutely nothing about them goes the way you’d expect it to. They’re a rider who doesn’t use their own mount. They’re a saber whose sword is actually a whip. They’re mad but not a berserker, insane yet among the most mentally stable & happiest of all servants, lost their reason and is absolutely miserable the few times they get it back. They have wishes for the Holy Grail but either can’t remember them or find it unwise to pronounce them. They might not be real yet they don’t care, they turned into a tree once and found it nice, everything about Astolfo defies common sense and I fucking love them for it.